The
Pekinese Who Saved Civilization
By
Sir Addison Silber Howell, Esq., as told to
Trisha Adelena Howell
208
pages paperback with 102 b/w photos 5.5” x
8.5”
You've
heard that behind every great man is a great
woman, but did you know that behind every
great human being is a great dog?
In
The Pekinese Who Saved Civilization, Addison
the Wonder Dog reveals the humorous canine
solution for all problems, thereby saving
civilization. This wise and witty book—fully
illustrated with comical photos—entertains
and educates readers on a wide variety of
subjects, from love to money, ethics, politics,
animal rights, and more. Children and adults
alike laugh out loud as they read as well
as ponder the many ideas on improving their
lives and the world.
If
you read only one book, this should be it.
Addison is convinced that it’s the
greatest book ever written and is sure that
you will agree.
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What
Readers Say About THE PEKINESE WHO SAVED
CIVILIZATION
If
Mark Twain wrote like a dog, he would write
like Sir Addison Silber Howell, Esq…Addison
[is] the canine answer to the feline bon
vivant Garfield… Addison’s
treatise is adorable…Addison’s
heart-stopping face on every page makes you
fall in love.—Kristin Johnson, My
Shelf Reviews
The
Pekinese Who Saved Civilization is a clever
refreshing approach to a commentary on every
issue thinkable…Addison describes his
relationships with witty charm flanked by
lampoonery. This perspective, told
from the Pekinese’s point of view,
tackles serious issues head on while keeping
the humor in tow…Hilariously potent.—Sherry
Russell, Books On Line
Sir
Addison is a proud Pekinese indeed, but his
logic and quirky nature binds us to him instantly…Hail
Sir Addison…where have you been all
of our lives? Funny, inspirational
and delightful Sir!—Elizabeth Batt,
Elizabeth Batt Book Reviews
Warm,
witty and wonderful are the best words to
describe this book, supposedly written by
Trisha Howell's wonderful dog Sir Addison
Silber Howell, Esq. The book is laugh out
loud funny in points and right on target
with much of the political commentary attributed
to this exceptional canine. Animal lovers,
political students and students of life in
general will enjoy this thoroughly amusing
and interesting read from cover. You'll find
yourself eagerly anticipating Sir Addison
and Trisha's next work if and when they decide
to collaborate in the future.—Margaret
Chapman, Blether Reviews
…a
rather unique work of philosophy…Black-and-white
photographs of a beloved Pekinese pet, and
a distinctive touch of humor, embellish this
essentially sound, sometimes inspirational
work.—Harold McFarland, Readers
Preference Reviews, Midwest Book Reviews
Join
Addison on his global adventures. You will
enjoy learning of how he would solve planetary
dilemmas such as love troubles, drugs and
alcohol addictions, food shortages, religion
controversies, and much more. He
knows his stuff. This dog could successfully
organize a support group or run for Mayor
of his town! Heck, Addison could be our next
President!— Jennifer LB Leese, It’s
Only Ink! Book Reviews
…fun
reading for all ages with sage advice….Touching
the heart, stirring up emotions and creating
laughter, this Pekinese will capture your
attention and (in the most entertaining way
possible) will provide unique insights into
many of today’s serious problems. Don’t
miss out on this loaded with pictures read!—Staff,
Mindquest
This
fun and witty book…will make you think…Not
an animal lover? You don't have to be, everyone
can enjoy this book because of the topics
discussed and the warm tone throughout the
book. This is an enjoyable book to read….Put
this book on the top of your "Must Read" pile,
you have to experience Sir Addison's thoughts.—Staff,
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Fabulous!
Sensational! What I’ve always known
but was never able to get any human to put
into words for me.—Randall the Rottweiler
Finally
a book that tells it like it is and in an
entertaining way! Just don’t believe
Addison when he says it’s the Pekinese
who save civilization—it’s actually
we Shih Tzus. Believe him about everything
else.—Sarina the Shih Tzu
I
loved it! I jumped and panted for more from beginning
to end!—Lassie
30 Benefits of Reading
Addison’s
Book
LAUGH AND HAVE FUN: With 208 pages of humorous
text and 103 comical photos on dozens of topics,
you’ll have a great time as quirky Sir
Addison the Wonder Dog makes you laugh while
educating you on everything imaginable.
LEARN MORE ABOUT YOURSELF: See the whole human
race from the dog point of view. As you laugh
at and with Addison, you’ll gain a more
objective perspective on your own opinions about
yourself and the world.
DISCOVER THE TRUTH ABOUT CREATION, THE
HISTORY OF THE WORLD, AND WHY PEKINGESE DOGS
KNOW THE
SECRETS ABOUT EVERYTHING: Addison introduces
you to a new way of looking at life that he guarantees
you have never experienced before. Buckle your
seatbelts! (p.9-32)
FIND OUT ABOUT THE 39 TALENTS ADDISON
IS SURE YOU CAN DEVELOP: Addison shows how you too can
succeed as a painter, sculptor, poet, impersonator,
musician and composer, storyteller, literary
genius, philosopher, sage, psychoanalyst, linguist,
athlete, model, actor, film critic, architect,
fashion designer, hair stylist, gourmet and food
critic, sports announcer, business dog (or person),
financial wizard, doctor, philanthropist, proctologist,
inventor, mathematician, scientist, detective,
lawyer, teacher, gardener, naturalist, mountain
climber, snow shoer, world traveler, advice columnist,
yogi, and guardian angel. (p.34-83)
FIND OUT ABOUT THE 44 TOPICS YOU MUST
UNDERSTAND TO HELP ADDISON SAVE CIVILIZATION: Addison reveals
to you the truth about discrimination, food,
hunting, animal testing, ethics, relationships,
love, sex, career, money, hobbies, art, exercise,
rest and meditation, sports, the internet, television
and newspapers, religion, the afterlife, community,
private property, human and animal rights, freedom
and responsibility, politics, government, government
debt, crime, drugs, the economy, labor, taxation,
the environment, pollution, alternative energy,
agriculture, the food industry, medicine, health
care, education, poverty and unemployment, charity,
transportation, world government, and military
and foreign policy. (p.86-179)
EXPERIENCE THE BEST POEM IN THE ENGLISH
LANGUAGE:
You guessed it! Addison wrote it, and it’s
entitled, “Ode to a Compost Pile.” (p.37)
DISCOVER THE BEST MOVIES OF ALL TIME: Addison
shares a list of his four-paw (highest) rated
films with you. Why even consider watching anything
else? (p.51-52)
TAKE A PEEK AT THE MOST PRACTICAL HUMAN
CLOTHING EVER DESIGNED: Addison displays his perfectly
sensible (though shocking) creation. He guarantees
you’ve never seen anything like it! (p.54-55).
GET THE SECRETS ON HOW TO SUCCEED IN
BUSINESS AND SUPERBLY MANAGE YOUR FINANCES: Addison clues
you in to the top secrets of success. This is
phenomenal advice you can’t afford to miss!
(p.60-61, 108-109)
LOCATE ALL THE HEALTH ADVICE YOU WILL
EVER NEED:
Some of this is seriously excellent advice, so
be sure to study these pearls of wisdom dropping
from Addison’s snout! (p.64-67, 89-92,
116-119)
FIND OUT WHAT THE PRIMARY ETHICAL TRUTH
OF THE UNIVERSE IS: Addison generously reveals to you
the one crucial principle that underlies everything.
(p.97-98)
DISCOVER THE TRUTH ABOUT LOVE AND SEX: Addison
shares all you’ll ever need to know. Includes
a hot photo of Addison with his gal pal Lola
(p.102-105)
LEARN TO RECOGNIZE YOUR BEST CAREER: Addison
asks you the critical questions whose answers
reveal your ideal career. He is, as usual, so
wise and profound that you may nearly faint with
admiration! (p.106-107)
LOCATE THE MOST IMPORTANT SITES ON THE
INTERNET:
Addison lists these for you, saving you countless
hours of wasted time you might otherwise spend
exploring inferior sites. (p.122-125)
TAKE A LOOK AT ALL THE RIGHTS THE U.S.
CONSTITUTION GUARANTEES BOTH YOU AND YOUR DOG: Read closely!
You may need to reclaim some. (p.136-139)
FIND OUT THE TRUTH ABOUT POLITICS, GOVERNMENT,
GOVERNMENT DEBT: Addison takes on 3 biggies here
to enlighten you as to what’s really going
on. Get the clear and cool canine perspective!
(p.141-145)
LEARN WHAT SHOULD REALLY BE DONE ABOUT
CRIME AND DRUGS: Addison shows how to eliminate all
crime and drugs problems—viola! (p.146-149)
DISCOVER IMPORTANT LINKS BETWEEN THE
ECONOMY, LABOR, AND TAXATION: Addison reveals how to keep
the wealth that is rightfully yours, avoiding
involuntary servitude. You will be immensely
grateful! (p.150-155)
FIND OUT WHAT YOU CAN DO ABOUT THE ENVIRONMENT,
POLLUTION, AND ALTERNATIVE ENERGY: Addison teaches
you how to protect the environment, avoid pollution,
and be self-sustaining with alternative energy.
Aren’t you grateful? (p.156-160)
GET LITTLE-KNOWN FACTS ABOUT AGRICULTURE
AND THE FOOD INDUSTRY: Addison demonstrates how to
sniff out the top quality food available and
how to avoid being poisoned in the process. (p.161-163)
LEARN THE TRUTH ABOUT THE MEDICAL INDUSTRY
AND HEALTH CARE: Addison really opens your eyes to
what’s going on, saving you thousands of
dollars and immensely improving your health,
if you follow his sage advice. (p.164-167)
UNCOVER THE TRUE PURPOSE OF EDUCATION: Addison
reveals the astounding primary purpose of education
and teaches you how to educate yourself and your
children. (p.168-169)
FIND OUT WHAT TO DO ABOUT POVERTY, UNEMPLOYMENT,
AND CHARITY: Put these issues in Addison’s
capable paws and follow his lead. (p.170-171)
DECIDE IF TRANSPORTATION SHOULD BE PUBLIC
OR PRIVATE: Or rather let Addison decide for you.
(p.172)
SEE THE IMPLICATIONS OF WORLD GOVERNMENT: Addison
is sure that you will see his simple canine solution
as best! (p.173)
LET ADDISON TELL YOU THE TRUTH ABOUT
MILITARY AND FOREIGN POLICY: While Addison’s approach
may be quite unusual, he is positive that you
will be overwhelmed by its wisdom (p.174-179).
FIND OUT ABOUT THE BEST BOOKS IN EXISTENCE:
Professor Addison provides you with the cream
of the crop in his stupendous “Golden Reading
List.” (p.182-188)
DISCOVER WHO ADDISON AND HIS SERVANTS
REALLY ARE: Here you find the truth about Addison and
the three servants who maintain his magnificent
existence. (p.189-197)
SEE FUTURE BOOKS THAT ADDISON HIGHLY
RECOMMENDS:
Addison includes 27 extraordinary books and videos
that he’s sure you will want to experience.
(p.200-204)
GAZE AT ADDISON’S FABULOUS PHOTO GALLERY:
Clearly these are the most amazing and radiant
photos in existence, so you won’t want
to miss them. (p.205-208)
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The Pekinese Who Saved Civilization:
THE JOYS AND RESPONSIBILITIES OF PET OWNERSHIP
(aka Children & Pets: The Irresistible Combo)
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humans, what an owner’s commitments and
responsibilities are, how to expand your horizons
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HOW TO COMMUNICATE WITH ANIMALS
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TRAINING YOUR DOG
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HEALTH TIPS FOR YOUR PET
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VALUE: $19.95
LOVE TIPS FOR YOUR PET
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THE POWER OF ANIMAL COMPANIONSHIP
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COLD NOSES AT THE PEARLY GATES
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ON BEING A DOG WITH A BONE
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INSPIRATIONAL AND FUNNY PET STORIES,
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VALUE: $19.95
PET JOKES
Hundreds of jokes involving pets that will keep
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VALUE: $9.95
PET LOSS
What lessons do our pets teach us? How can we say
goodbye to a beloved animal friend? Why do we hurt
so much when we lose a pet, and how can we find
inner and outer support? How can we move through our
grief and possible feelings of guilt? What are some
tips that can help children in particular move
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INSIGHTFUL POLITICAL QUOTES
30 pages of the finest political quotes—insightful,
moving, inspiring—from the Founding Fathers
until the present day. These are all Sir Addison
approved (though he would like them better if
they at least mentioned dogs, which they do not!)
Compiled by Trisha Howell.
VALUE: $9.95
THE SECRETS OF COMEDY WRITING
A summary of the great comedy writing tips Trisha
learned from the many books she studied to humorously
convey Addison’s perspective in The Pekinese
Who Saved Civilization.
Includes what comedy is and how it functions,
types of comic stories, the four essential steps
to writing comedy, the ten commandments of comedy
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